Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

Quote by Matthew Broderick

Topics: Funny Quotes, Parenting Quotes, Parents Quotes

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.

I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they...

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am...

I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am...

You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.

You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.

I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want...

I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want...

I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells...

I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells...

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

The sun is gonna rise tommorrow.

The sun is gonna rise tommorrow.

Supreme art is a traditional statement of certain heroic and religious truth, passed on from...

Supreme art is a traditional statement of certain heroic and religious truth, passed on from...

In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been...

In the age of acorns, before the times of Ceres, a single barley-corn had been...

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing...

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing...

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to...

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to...

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers.

Man has no Body distinct from his Soul; for that called Body is a portion...

Man has no Body distinct from his Soul; for that called Body is a portion...

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of...

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of...

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took...

My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called 'Pictures We Took...

I think my fans will follow me into our combined old age. Real musicians and...

I think my fans will follow me into our combined old age. Real musicians and...

Even as kids reach adolescence, they need more than ever for us to watch over...

Even as kids reach adolescence, they need more than ever for us to watch over...

Whoever the kid had been, whoever had had the grand attitude, has finally heeded the...

Whoever the kid had been, whoever had had the grand attitude, has finally heeded the...