Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

Quote by Art Buchwald

Topics: Television Quotes

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the...

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the...

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a...

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a...

Whether its the best of times or the worst of times, its the only time...

Whether its the best of times or the worst of times, its the only time...

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65...

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65...

I worship the quicksand he walks in.

I worship the quicksand he walks in.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a...

People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a...

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing...

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing...

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The...

So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The...

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time...

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time...

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American....

A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American....

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

The thief is no danger to the beggar

The thief is no danger to the beggar

The person who says I'm not political is in great danger. Only the fittest will...

The person who says I'm not political is in great danger. Only the fittest will...

Man could escape danger only by renouncing adventure, by abandoning that which has given to...

Man could escape danger only by renouncing adventure, by abandoning that which has given to...