Quotes about Art Buchwald

Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50...

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Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along...

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A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American....

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You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing...

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Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time...

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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65...

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The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.

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The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that...

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Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past...

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So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The...

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If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a...

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I worship the quicksand he walks in.

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