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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the...

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now.

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.

Every great architect is - necessarily - a great poet. He must be a great...

Every great architect is - necessarily - a great poet. He must be a great...

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in...

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in...

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...

Love has no age, no limit; and no death.

Love has no age, no limit; and no death.

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others...

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others...

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.

He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like...

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains...

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to...

Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to...

Take a leap. This is that free day you've been waiting for. It's an extra...

Take a leap. This is that free day you've been waiting for. It's an extra...

Happy Leap Year! Today only comes once every four years, so make it special. Reject...

Happy Leap Year! Today only comes once every four years, so make it special. Reject...