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You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

Its funny how the beauty of art has so much more to do with the...

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

Trying the way we do every time we look in a mirror to figure out...

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

For six months I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything is far away. Everything...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

That saying, about how you always kill the thing you love, well, it works both...

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can...

Nothing is static. Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart. Since fight club, I can...

Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.

Sometimes the past seems too big for the present to hold.

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they...

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones...

It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one...

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

The lower you fall, the higher you'll fly.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?