Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

To preserve yourself as the center of the world, to stay your own best authority...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.

Your heart is my pinata.

Your heart is my pinata.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you...

Your folks are like God because you want to know they're out there and you...

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Masochism is a valuable job skill.

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

Never trust thine enemy: for like as iron rusteth, so is his wickedness.

Never trust thine enemy: for like as iron rusteth, so is his wickedness.

Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy.

Thus, what is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy.

He is a man of courage who does not run away, but remains at his...

He is a man of courage who does not run away, but remains at his...

But what we can do, as flawed as we are, is still see God in...

But what we can do, as flawed as we are, is still see God in...