Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

No matter how much you love someone, you still want to have your own way.

People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

In a world where vows are worthless. Where making a pledge means nothing. Where promises...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them...

We have to show these men and women freedom by enslaving them, and show them...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do,...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

No one cares. Apathy is a disease and some days I long for it.

No one cares. Apathy is a disease and some days I long for it.

I always believe that ultimately, if people are paying attention, then we get good government...

I always believe that ultimately, if people are paying attention, then we get good government...

Control your emotion or it will control you

Control your emotion or it will control you

The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that...

The New England Jornal of Medicine reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that...