Masochism is a valuable job skill.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what...

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

When youre thirty youre almost over the hill. When youre seventy the hills almost over...

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

Maybe we have to break everything to make something better out of ourselves.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

First your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you...

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose...

Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music...

Every generation wants to be the last. Every generation hates the next trend in music...

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I don't care what they do with my book so long as the flippin check...

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...

Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that...