Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: God Quotes

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

The muffled thunder of dialogue comes through the walls, then a chorus of laughter. Then...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we...

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

You only ask people about themselves so you can tell them about yourself.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Give me rampant intellectualism as a coping mechanism.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

Still, it's nice to have one person who knows all your secrets.

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back...

If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

What we don't understand we can make mean anything.

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We...

We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We...

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit, they're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...

No matter how much you think you love somebody, you'll step back when the pool...