Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
Quote by Chuck Palahniuk
Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?
If you could be either God's worst enemy or nothing, which would you choose?
Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
A tiger can smile A snake will say it loves you Lies make us evil
Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back...
If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...
You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is...
Even God cant get by without using statistics to conceal uncertainty.
Marla tells me how in the wild you don't see old animals because as soon...
Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.
Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the...
Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...
Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.
Only after disaster can we be ressurected.
We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...
Excellence is not a singular act, but a habit. You are what you repeatedly do.
Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...
Art has two constant, two unending concerns: It always meditates on death and thus always...
The only way to make sure people you agree with can speak is to support...
The most authentic thing about us is our capacity to create, to overcome, to endure,...