Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: God Quotes

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

Where would Jesus be if no one had written the gospels?

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put...

What I did was pour out about a gallon of Chanel Number Five and put...

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

Maybe this is why so many serial killers work in pairs. It's nice not to...

People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions....

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

A man laments, Oh, that my joy could be a little longer, and a woman...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered...

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

Every woman is just a different kind of problem.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both...

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what...

That quest for something pretty. A cheat. A cliche. Flowers and Christmas lights, it's what...

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

The way you can go to Paris or Beijing and everywhere there's a McDonald's hamburger,...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be...

Some people still think knowledge is power.

Some people still think knowledge is power.

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

Love me, I'll be anyobdy you want me to be. Use me. Change me. I...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give...

I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but...

I fall, I rise, I make mistakes, I live, I learn, I've been hurt but...

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

Most times, it's just a lot easier not to let the world know what's wrong.

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do...

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do...