Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Topics: God Quotes

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

The cat looks back at me the way dogs and some cars look when people...

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

Here in the bathroom with me are razor blades. Here is iodine to drink. Here...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

It's easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Still, with a plan, you only get the best you can imagine. I'd always hoped...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

It's all the mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way...

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

You spend your entire life becoming God and then you die.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something...

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

Disaster is a natural part of my evolution. Toward tragedy and dissolution.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter...

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth...

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

You ache for the touch of another, But you don't have a now-current lover

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

If you don't know what you want, you end up with a lot you don't.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

I just don't want to die without a few scars.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.