Even the gods love jokes

Topics: Humor Quotes, Jokes Quotes

All the gold which is under or upon the earth is not enough to give...

All the gold which is under or upon the earth is not enough to give...

We ought to fly away from earth to heaven as quickly as we can; and...

We ought to fly away from earth to heaven as quickly as we can; and...

The blame is his who chooses: God is blameless.

The blame is his who chooses: God is blameless.

The beginning is the most important part of the work.

The beginning is the most important part of the work.

Love is a serious mental disease.

Love is a serious mental disease.

And now I depart hence condemned by you to suffer the penalty of death, and...

And now I depart hence condemned by you to suffer the penalty of death, and...

Life must be lived as play.

Life must be lived as play.

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed...

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed...

No one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return.

No one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return.

Let us describe the education of our men. What then is the education to be?...

Let us describe the education of our men. What then is the education to be?...

The highest form of pure thought is in mathematics

The highest form of pure thought is in mathematics

The excessive increase of anything causes a reaction in the opposite direction.

The excessive increase of anything causes a reaction in the opposite direction.

It is right to give every man his due.

It is right to give every man his due.

No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to...

No one ever teaches well who wants to teach, or governs well who wants to...

No trace of slavery ought to mix with the studies of the freeborn man. No...

No trace of slavery ought to mix with the studies of the freeborn man. No...

We are twice armed if we fight with faith.

We are twice armed if we fight with faith.

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.

The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in him...

The true lover of learning then must his earliest youth, as far as in him...

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love

Oh, I have loved him too much to feel no hate for him.

Oh, I have loved him too much to feel no hate for him.

All fair in love and war.

All fair in love and war.