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When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest or treaty, and there is...

When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest or treaty, and there is...

Moderation, which consists in an indifference about little things, and in a prudent and well-proportioned...

Moderation, which consists in an indifference about little things, and in a prudent and well-proportioned...

For good nurture and education implant good constitutions.

For good nurture and education implant good constitutions.

Truth is the beginning of every good to the gods, and of every good to...

Truth is the beginning of every good to the gods, and of every good to...

Let us describe the education of our men. What then is the education to be?...

Let us describe the education of our men. What then is the education to be?...

Justice means minding one's own business and not meddling with other men's concerns.

Justice means minding one's own business and not meddling with other men's concerns.

Ignorance of all things is an evil neither terrible nor excessive, nor yet the greatest...

Ignorance of all things is an evil neither terrible nor excessive, nor yet the greatest...

No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.

No evil can happen to a good man, either in life or after death.

Philosophy is the highest music.

Philosophy is the highest music.

I think a man's duty is to find out where the truth is, or if...

I think a man's duty is to find out where the truth is, or if...

A library of wisdom, is more precious than all wealth, and all things that are...

A library of wisdom, is more precious than all wealth, and all things that are...

For neither birth, nor wealth, nor honors, can awaken in the minds of men the...

For neither birth, nor wealth, nor honors, can awaken in the minds of men the...

Democracy, which is a charming form of government, full of variety and disorder, and dispensing...

Democracy, which is a charming form of government, full of variety and disorder, and dispensing...

Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.

Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty.

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

Truth is the beginning of every good thing, both in heaven and on earth; and...

Truth is the beginning of every good thing, both in heaven and on earth; and...

No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.

No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.

Knowledge without justice ought to be called cunning rather than wisdom.

Knowledge without justice ought to be called cunning rather than wisdom.

When the mind is thinking it is talking to itself.

When the mind is thinking it is talking to itself.

There's a victory, and defeat; the first and best of victories, the lowest and worst...

There's a victory, and defeat; the first and best of victories, the lowest and worst...