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Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable

Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.

Some love one, some love two. I love one, and that is you.

All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman;...

All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman;...

Atheism is a disease of the soul, before it becomes an error of the understanding

Atheism is a disease of the soul, before it becomes an error of the understanding

By education I mean that training in excellence from youth upward which makes a man...

By education I mean that training in excellence from youth upward which makes a man...

The good is the beautiful.

The good is the beautiful.

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with...

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with...

If a man comes to the door of poetry untouched by the madness of the...

If a man comes to the door of poetry untouched by the madness of the...

Necessity... the mother of invention.

Necessity... the mother of invention.

Justice is having and doing what is one's own

Justice is having and doing what is one's own

Let parents bequeath to their children not riches, but the spirit of reverence.

Let parents bequeath to their children not riches, but the spirit of reverence.

Arguments derived from probabilities are idle

Arguments derived from probabilities are idle

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

The first and best victory is to conquer self; to be conquered by self is...

The first and best victory is to conquer self; to be conquered by self is...

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind,...

Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind,...

No one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return.

No one is a friend to his friend who does not love in return.

I would fain grow old learning many things.

I would fain grow old learning many things.

Cunning... is but the low mimic of wisdom.

Cunning... is but the low mimic of wisdom.

There's a victory, and defeat; the first and best of victories, the lowest and worst...

There's a victory, and defeat; the first and best of victories, the lowest and worst...