Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski

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Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. - Uncle Jimbo

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park....

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

This is pretty f***ed up right here. - Stan Marsh

Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich...

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that. You shouldn't make fun of...

No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....

No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....

Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!

Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Okay, that does it! Ya'll be quiet or the cute little bunny dies! - Ms....

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo

It's coming right for us! -Uncle Jimbo