Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine! - Kyle Broflovski

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Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Rob Reiner: Sometimes lying is okay, like when you know what's good.

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be...

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

When it comes to a spelling bee, always bet on a Jew. - Uncle Ned

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being...

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, then you must acquit! - Johnny Cochrane

No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....

No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people....

Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef

Damn, woman! I just gave you sweet loving five minutes ago! - Chef

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

I'm beginning to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone who thinks they're a...

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Uncle Jimbo: Hell everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way!

Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to...

Kenny, we've got to make Stan see the importance of voting 'cause he's sure to...

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Stan: Oh my God they killed Kenny!

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Okay, we're going to break up into teams. Team A will consist of Stan, Kyle,...

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr....

Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....

Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college....

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

Tony Hayward: We no longer f*** the Earth, we DP it.

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938. - Frank the sportscaster

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.

Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.