Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

Quote by Jean Kerr

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Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all...

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain...

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain...

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite...

Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter...

Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter...

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a...

You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along,...

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along,...

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you...

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you...

Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last

Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last