Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

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Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the...

The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

If family violence teaches children that might makes right at home, how will we hope...

If family violence teaches children that might makes right at home, how will we hope...

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither...

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither...

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a...

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a...

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years...

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.

The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.

If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no...

If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no...

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that....

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that....

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...