Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
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A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.