Quotes by Evan Esar

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

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A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

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A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

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The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

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Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

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Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

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