Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a...

Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later...

If family violence teaches children that might makes right at home, how will we hope...

If family violence teaches children that might makes right at home, how will we hope...

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years...

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years...

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither...

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither...

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that....

I watched my mother waste her life on housework and swore I'd never do that....

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their...

The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.

The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.

The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the...

The secret of surviving housework is simply to do it. Pull the plug on the...