Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration.

Quote by Evan Esar

Topics: Desperation Quotes, Inspiration Quotes

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a...

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.

Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics

Conscience has no more to do with gallantry than it has with politics

The disease of an evil conscience is beyond the practice of all the physicians of...

The disease of an evil conscience is beyond the practice of all the physicians of...

Clear conscience never fears midnight knocking.

Clear conscience never fears midnight knocking.

Only those within whose own consciousness the sun rise and set, the leaves burgeon and...

Only those within whose own consciousness the sun rise and set, the leaves burgeon and...

Our consciousness rarely registers the beginning of a growth within us any more than without...

Our consciousness rarely registers the beginning of a growth within us any more than without...

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends

Every human has four endowments- self awareness, conscience, independent will and creative imagination. These give...

Every human has four endowments- self awareness, conscience, independent will and creative imagination. These give...

The only tyrant I accept in this world is the 'still small voice' within

The only tyrant I accept in this world is the 'still small voice' within

An individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly...

An individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly...

Every human being has a work to carry on within, duties to perform abroad, influence...

Every human being has a work to carry on within, duties to perform abroad, influence...

The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from sinning, it merely prevents him from...

The Anglo-Saxon conscience does not prevent the Anglo-Saxon from sinning, it merely prevents him from...

The guilty one is not he who commits the sin, but the one who causes...

The guilty one is not he who commits the sin, but the one who causes...

And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those...

And it really pisses Peter and Micky off when I get onto one of those...