Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat.
I love it when someone's laugh is funnier than the joke.
If you're having relationship problems, confess to God not Facebook.
Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No'
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie'
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a...
When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk...
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted.
Nothing makes me want a relationship to fail more than matching profile pictures.
It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny...
Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of...
A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped...
They want you to come to their self pity party, so they broadcast their discontent...
The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men...
Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know.
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook.
Im not the chick you spit your game to, Im the girl you give your...
Ladies: Place your heart in the hands of God and he will place it in...
Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...
The moment when someone jokes about one of your insecurities and you have to pretend...