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I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver...

I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver...

Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you? Connie: Sixteen. Quagmire: Eighteen? Connie: Mom! Quagmire:...

Quagmire: Hey there, Gorgeous, how old are you? Connie: Sixteen. Quagmire: Eighteen? Connie: Mom! Quagmire:...

Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness,...

Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness,...

Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please...

Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please...

Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For...

Chris: Hey, little dude, you want some ice cream? Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For...

All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you...

All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you...

Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that...

Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that...

Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie

Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie

Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my...

Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my...

I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long...

I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long...

I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this...

I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this...

Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie...

Peter: Cant we tell them that your mother died? Lois: Peter, Im not gonna lie...

Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin

Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin

Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that...

Counselor: Id like to put video cameras in every room of your house so that...

Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin

Whats this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G... Oh, thats better than sex! -Stewie Griffin

Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could...

Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could...

Hey, Meg, you eighteen yet? -Glen Quagmire

Hey, Meg, you eighteen yet? -Glen Quagmire

Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate

Guns dont kill people; dangerous minorities do. -Gun-rights advocate

When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles...

When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles...

Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so...

Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so...