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And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man...

And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man...

Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my...

Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Ill give you a hint: its in my...

I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes!...

I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes!...

Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please...

Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please...

You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here,...

You know, I rather like this God fellow. Hes very theatrical. A little pestilence here,...

I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this...

I will not stand idly by while you abrogate my plans! You shall rue this...

Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so...

Theres always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so...

Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire

Dear diary: Jackpot. -Glen Quagmire

Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could...

Im so hungry I could ride a horse. I dont get it. Well, I could...

I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long...

I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long...

All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you...

All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you...

Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie

Ive sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday, Im up to 11. -Baby Stewie

Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness,...

Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness,...

Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin

Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin

When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles...

When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles...

Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that...

Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that...

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Adam West: How do you know my language?

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Adam West: How do you know my language?

Police blotter: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead....

Police blotter: We have a gang shooting on 3rd and Main. Three wounded, one dead....