Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

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Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate

Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman

Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan