Steve's gotta go drain the sea monster. -Steve the Pirate

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Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan

Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...

It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there! -Patches...

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But...

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide...

Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman