Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you. -Patches O Houlihan

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It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...

If you want dodgeball victory you gotta grab it by its haunches and h..h..hump it...

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman

Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just...

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do...

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan

Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

Son, you're about as useful as a poopie-flavoured lollipop! -Patches O Houlihan

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman

Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman