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Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.