Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

Topics: Being Drunk Quotes, Cheating Quotes

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is...

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl who both loved each...

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

Love is a game in which one always cheats.

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain...

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain...

Worst feelings: Crying yourself to sleep, being ignored, discovering the person you love loves someone...

Worst feelings: Crying yourself to sleep, being ignored, discovering the person you love loves someone...

To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception; it is an eternal...

To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception; it is an eternal...

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to...

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to...

Steroids is cheating, and winning without honor is not winning.

Steroids is cheating, and winning without honor is not winning.

Cheating is easy. Try something hard, like being committed.

Cheating is easy. Try something hard, like being committed.

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill

Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill