Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

Topics: Being Drunk Quotes, Cheating Quotes

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Girls cheat if theres something wrong with the relationship; guys cheat if theres an opportunity...

Girls cheat if theres something wrong with the relationship; guys cheat if theres an opportunity...

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain...

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain...

Every day I work so hard Bringin' home my hard earned pay Try to love...

Every day I work so hard Bringin' home my hard earned pay Try to love...

To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception; it is an eternal...

To cheat oneself out of love is the most terrible deception; it is an eternal...

You can't cheat the public for long.

You can't cheat the public for long.

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to...

I only had a high school education and believe me, I had to cheat to...

'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his own way, and he is only honest...

'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his own way, and he is only honest...

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and...

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and...

He's playing you because you're the only one who doesn't know.

He's playing you because you're the only one who doesn't know.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat...