Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

Topics: Being Drunk Quotes, Cheating Quotes

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

I just want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

He's playing you because you're the only one who doesn't know.

He's playing you because you're the only one who doesn't know.

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes...

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes...

In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, O' the cheating that goes on

In business partnerships and marriage partnerships, O' the cheating that goes on

When I consider life, 'tis all a cheat. Yet, fooled by hope, men favour the...

When I consider life, 'tis all a cheat. Yet, fooled by hope, men favour the...

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain...

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain...

My revenue is the silly cheat

My revenue is the silly cheat

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.

If they do it with you they'll do it to you and if they don't...

If they do it with you they'll do it to you and if they don't...

Being labeled a cheater is the worst ever.

Being labeled a cheater is the worst ever.