Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

He who praises me on all occasions is a fool who despises me or a...

He who praises me on all occasions is a fool who despises me or a...

Steroids is cheating, and winning without honor is not winning.

Steroids is cheating, and winning without honor is not winning.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her...

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her...

Being labeled a cheater is the worst ever.

Being labeled a cheater is the worst ever.

I would prefer even to fail with honor than to win by cheating

I would prefer even to fail with honor than to win by cheating

'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his own way, and he is only honest...

'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his own way, and he is only honest...

Cheating is easy. Try something hard, like being committed.

Cheating is easy. Try something hard, like being committed.

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but...

All natural goods perish. Riches take wings; fame is a breath; love is a cheat;...

All natural goods perish. Riches take wings; fame is a breath; love is a cheat;...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...

On Christmas day you can't get sore, Your fellow man you must adore, There's time...