Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.

Topics: Being Drunk Quotes, Cheating Quotes

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's...

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Realized today that my life is a vicious cycle of being drunk and/or hungover.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

I've spent the better part of the work day being drunk/hungover and I'm pretty sure...

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a...

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a...

'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his own way, and he is only honest...

'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his own way, and he is only honest...

I would prefer even to fail with honor than to win by cheating

I would prefer even to fail with honor than to win by cheating

Thou shalt not steal; an empty feat, When its so lucrative to cheat

Thou shalt not steal; an empty feat, When its so lucrative to cheat

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is...

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is...

Worst feelings: Crying yourself to sleep, being ignored, discovering the person you love loves someone...

Worst feelings: Crying yourself to sleep, being ignored, discovering the person you love loves someone...

'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his own way, and he is only honest...

'Tis my opinion every man cheats in his own way, and he is only honest...

One of the great attractions of patriotism it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person...

One of the great attractions of patriotism it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person...

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain...

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain...

It is the nature of ambition to make men liars and cheats, to hide the...

It is the nature of ambition to make men liars and cheats, to hide the...