Changing your life is like a diet, most people fail in the first week.

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Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to...

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to...

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat....

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat....

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We...

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We...

I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...

I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show...

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show...

I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where...

I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where...

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Dear boys, If you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't expect us to look...

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch...

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch...

Dont believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they...

Dont believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.

The purpose of life is the expansion of happiness.