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Topics: School Quotes, Student Quotes

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

That LIKE A BOSS moment when you turn to the exact page in a book...

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

Just because I get a bad grade, doesn't mean that I'm stupid. I'm just not...

Just because I get a bad grade, doesn't mean that I'm stupid. I'm just not...

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job...

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job...

Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.

Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.

Pretending to really care about a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class.

Pretending to really care about a teacher's personal life just to waste time in class.

Dear teacher, would you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test?...

Dear teacher, would you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test?...

That awkward moment when you're answering a test question and the answer is so obvious,...

That awkward moment when you're answering a test question and the answer is so obvious,...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy &...

That awkward moment when you're playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flies...

That awkward moment when you're playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flies...

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't...

I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

Group projects: One person does all the work. Everyone takes credit.

Group projects: One person does all the work. Everyone takes credit.

That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.

That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.

The purpose of education is to enlighten the student as to how to use their...

The purpose of education is to enlighten the student as to how to use their...