Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

Quote by Bette Davis

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I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where...

I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where...

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

Today everyone is a star - they're all billed as 'starring' or 'also starring'. In...

Today everyone is a star - they're all billed as 'starring' or 'also starring'. In...

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to.

We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to.

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.

To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given...

To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given...

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it...

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it...

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it...

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it...

I will never be below the title.

I will never be below the title.

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone-but not the complete structure....

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone-but not the complete structure....

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success...

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success...

I was the Marlon Brando of my generation.

I was the Marlon Brando of my generation.

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

Strong women only marry weak men.

Strong women only marry weak men.