Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

Quote by Bette Davis

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I survived because I was tougher than anybody else.

I survived because I was tougher than anybody else.

If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do...

If you want a thing done well, get a couple of old broads to do...

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success...

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success...

To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given...

To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given...

When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion...

When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion...

I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them -...

I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them -...

I've always liked men better than women.

I've always liked men better than women.

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

That's me: an old kazoo with some sparklers.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign...

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign...

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

This has always been a motto of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to improve...

This has always been a motto of mine: Attempt the impossible in order to improve...

Your luck is how you treat people

Your luck is how you treat people

Today everyone is a star - they're all billed as 'starring' or 'also starring'. In...

Today everyone is a star - they're all billed as 'starring' or 'also starring'. In...

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.

Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or...

People may live as much retired from the world as they like, but sooner or...

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left