Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

Quote by Jimmy Durante

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Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin'...

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin'...

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops...

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops...

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your...

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your...

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...

I hate music, especially when it's played.

I hate music, especially when it's played.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.