I hate music, especially when it's played.

Quote by Jimmy Durante

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Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your...

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your...

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops...

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops...

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way...

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin'...

Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin'...