Babies are such a nice way to start people

Quote by Don Herold

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It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing...

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing...

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of...

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of...

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what...

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what...

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles...

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles...

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the...

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the...

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to...

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to...

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.