There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

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Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different...

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different...

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles...

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles...

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to...

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to...

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the...

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the...

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing...

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing...

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of...

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of...

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of...

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of...

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.

Don't you just love when babies hold your finger with their whole hand.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.