It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

Quote by Don Herold

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Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of...

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of...

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what...

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what...

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing...

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing...

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different...

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different...

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles...

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles...

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the...

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the...

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.