As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

Quote by Jack Handy

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The world's greatest thinkers have often been amateurs; for high thinking is the outcome of...