The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of industrial waste?

Quote by Dave Barry

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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for...

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can...

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1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of...

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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that...

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Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which...

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The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the...

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

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I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

Communicate to man with respect. Communicate to a woman with love. This could stop a...

Communicate to man with respect. Communicate to a woman with love. This could stop a...

Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge...

Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge...

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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the...