A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
Quote by Mae West
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't...
It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...
Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...
Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.