Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Quote by Bill Vaughn

Topics: New Year Quotes, New Years Day Quotes, New Years Eve Quotes

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Facts are God's arguments; we should be careful never to misunderstand or pervert them

Facts are God's arguments; we should be careful never to misunderstand or pervert them

A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that...

A man may imagine things that are false, but he can only understand things that...

Man is a being with free will; therefore, each man is potentially good or evil,...

Man is a being with free will; therefore, each man is potentially good or evil,...

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a...

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a...