Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Quote by Bill Vaughn

Topics: New Year Quotes, New Years Day Quotes, New Years Eve Quotes

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

The tax collector must love poor people - he's creating so many of them

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff...

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

Muscles come and go; flab lasts

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass.

If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass.

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y?'

I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my 'X' without asking 'Y?'

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words...

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words...

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

Children are born optimists and we slowly educate them out of their heresy

Children are born optimists and we slowly educate them out of their heresy