American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room…

Quote by Dave Barry

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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...

My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that...

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that...

New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two...

New York Taxi Rules: 1. Driver speaks no English. 2. Driver just got here two...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and...

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and...

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a...

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a...

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain...

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a...

And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a...

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument...

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I...

I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I...

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in...

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in...

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the...

The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

If I can delay your action with my inaction, then Ill gladly do nothing for...

If I can delay your action with my inaction, then Ill gladly do nothing for...

The technologies which have had the most profound effects on human life are usually simple.

The technologies which have had the most profound effects on human life are usually simple.

Time is the school in which we learn, time is the fire in which we...

Time is the school in which we learn, time is the fire in which we...