American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees be honest and hardworking. It has even stopped hoping for employees who are educated enough that they can tell the difference between the men's room and the women's room…

Quote by Dave Barry

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I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through...

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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be...

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.

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In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that...

Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know...

Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know...

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The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from...

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Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a...

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of...

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

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What, exactly, is the internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in...

So the vision of Microsoft is pretty simple. It changed a couple years ago. For...

So the vision of Microsoft is pretty simple. It changed a couple years ago. For...

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.

Dear Google Maps, your estimated time of arrival is my time to beat.