ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane...
DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and...
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art.
Politeness is the most acceptable hypocrisy
INFLUENCE, n. In politics, a visionary _quo_ given in exchange for a substantial _quid_.
Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay.
Opportunity is a favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.
Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.
LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter...
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which...
Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from...
Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the...
What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war...
A miracle is an act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable,...
ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all...
Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities...
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.