Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for...
YOUTH, n. The Period of Possibility, when Archimedes finds a fulcrum, Cassandra has a following...
READING, n. The general body of what one reads. In our country it consists, as...
TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working...
MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.
Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.
Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which...
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
Optimism: The doctrine that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the...
Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as...
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is...
Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and...