CONSUL, n. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure and office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.
Turkey: A large bird whose flesh, when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar...
Religion: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
LAOCOON, n. A famous piece of antique scripture representing a priest of that name and...
Land: A part of the earth's surface, considered as property. The theory that land is...
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a...
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...
Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly...
SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and...
Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable
The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
RASH, adj. Insensible to the value of our advice.
History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by...
If this is a crush, then I don't know if I could take the real...
Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, respect her like your mother.
Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.
The one thing that has keeps me from love is doubt.