Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do…

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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins...

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so...

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in...

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than...

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her...

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her...

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue...

The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated...

The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated...

At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge...

At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge...

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV...

Isn't it a little ironic here? We pick politicians by how they look on TV...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife...

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back...

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C....

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia...

Politics is just show business for ugly people

Politics is just show business for ugly people

Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time...

Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people

Media is a word that has come to mean bad journalism

Media is a word that has come to mean bad journalism

The belief that politics can be scientific must inevitably produce tyrannies. Politics cannot be a...

The belief that politics can be scientific must inevitably produce tyrannies. Politics cannot be a...