The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer

Quote by Paula Poundstone

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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the...

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more...

The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face...

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because...

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because...

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd...

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd...