I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.

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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up...

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the...

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the...

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because...

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because...

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see...

The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see...

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more...

The wages of sin are death, but after they take the taxes out, it's more...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face...