“My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.Quote by Dave BarryTopics: Quotes about America And Americans, Quotes about Language, Quotes about TravelShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including:* Both of your socks...#Fashion, #Hypocrisy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...#Funny, #Internet, #Television
In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can...#Dave Barry
Americans are optimists. They hope they'll be wealthy someday - and they're positive they can...#America And Americans, #Optimism
In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away...#America And Americans, #Education, #Failure
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has...#America And Americans, #Sense Of Humor
