There is no time like the pleasant.
Quote by Oliver Herford
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite...
Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't...
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of...
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
Many are called but few get up.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
A man is known by the silence he keeps.
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without...
Age, like distance lends a double charm.
Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware...
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric...
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man s: She changes it more often.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant...
Only the young die good.