Picture quotes by George Carlin

Violent Criminals. You take the entire state of Kansas , give them a couple of...— Click to enlarge —Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...— Click to enlarge —Inside every cynical person there is a disappointed idealist— Click to enlarge —If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work— Click to enlarge —A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and...— Click to enlarge —Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for...— Click to enlarge —Some people see things that happen and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that...— Click to enlarge —Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster...— Click to enlarge —