What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies... What I really look like

Picture Quote by Mr Bean, Picture Quote by Rowan Atkinson

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies... What I really look like

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying

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I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal...

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The day I stop loving you is the day Lady Gaga decides to wear normal...

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep...

I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

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I'm sorry.. I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

I can always make you smile

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I can always make you smile

In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

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In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland....

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving...

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

Don't see everyone's flaws, Don't listen to everything you're told, Don't speak if it's not...

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Don't see everyone's flaws, Don't listen to everything you're told, Don't speak if it's not...

Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you...

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Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you...