What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies... What I really look like

Picture Quote by Mr Bean, Picture Quote by Rowan Atkinson

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies... What I really look like

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying

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I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying

You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

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Tits is a word you can't say on television. That's such a friendly word. It's...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

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If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

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Sometimes I pretend to be normal. but it gets boring so I go back to...

Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

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Oh I offended you with my opinion?! You should hear the ones I keep to...

Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

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Golden rule: I do not buy dinner to get yes. Dinner's a very intimate activity....

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

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If a woman is upset, hold her and tell her how beautiful she is. If...

Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

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Be happy in front of people who don't like you, 'It kills them'

House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

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House: No, I hired you because you look good; it's like having a nice piece...

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

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Would I rather be feared or loved. Easy, both. I want people to be afraid...

There is a reason it's called "Girls gone wild" and NOT "Women gone wild". When...

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There is a reason it's called

OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

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OK, yes it's a mistake. I know it's a mistake, but there are certain things...

You can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him

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You can seduce a man without taking anything off, without even touching him

Your self-worth is determined by you. You don't have to depend on someone telling you...

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Your self-worth is determined by you. You don't have to depend on someone telling you...