What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies... What I really look like

Picture Quote by Mr Bean, Picture Quote by Rowan Atkinson

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies... What I really look like

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I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying

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I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

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Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job

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Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job

Everyone is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everyone is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

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My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.

Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

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Is that Vicondin? Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me

I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

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I like nonsense it wakes up the brain cells

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying...

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

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A woman without her sister is like a bird without wings

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

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You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it,...

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

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The advantage of being a freak is it makes you stronger

The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

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The 8-Track is to today's stereos like what a girlfriend is to wife an earlier,...

I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

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I'm at the age where I want two girls In case I fall asleep they...

Every time you find some humour in a difficult situation you win.

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Every time you find some humour in a difficult situation you win.