What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies... What I really look like

Picture Quote by Mr Bean, Picture Quote by Rowan Atkinson

What I feel like when I stop at a red light next to the ladies... What I really look like

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

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Ability is : When you can make three generations of people laugh their socks off...

I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying

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I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying

When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

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When a baby is staring at you and their parents aren't looking

If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

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If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my...

I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

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I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and...

Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

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Falling in love is like being the frog disected in biology class. They open you...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

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Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits...

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

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The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better...

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with...

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with...

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

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When I die I want my last words to be, I left a million dollars...

Love isn't when you can name a million things you love about the person. Love...

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Love isn't when you can name a million things you love about the person. Love...

Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you...

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Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you...