Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

Picture Quote by Paul Terry

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

Topics: Exercise Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Laziness Picture Quotes, Misattributed-to-hutchins Picture Quotes

Either you do it, or you don't.

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Either you do it, or you don't.

Life is like exercise - the harder it is, the stronger you become.

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Life is like exercise - the harder it is, the stronger you become.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

Right now Iâ€™m having amnesia and dÃ©jÃ vu at the same time. I think Iâ€™ve...

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Right now Iâ€™m having amnesia and dÃ©jÃ vu at the same time. I think Iâ€™ve...

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

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Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel...

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Reality continues to ruin my life

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Reality continues to ruin my life

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.