Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

Picture Quote by Paul Terry

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

Topics: Exercise Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Laziness Picture Quotes, Misattributed-to-hutchins Picture Quotes

Life is like exercise - the harder it is, the stronger you become.

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Life is like exercise - the harder it is, the stronger you become.

Either you do it, or you don't.

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Either you do it, or you don't.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

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I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

Reality continues to ruin my life

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Reality continues to ruin my life

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint