Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

Picture Quote by Paul Terry

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

Topics: Exercise Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Laziness Picture Quotes, Misattributed-to-hutchins Picture Quotes

Either you do it, or you don't.

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Either you do it, or you don't.

Life is like exercise - the harder it is, the stronger you become.

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Life is like exercise - the harder it is, the stronger you become.

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

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Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

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Always keep your beautiful imagination & exquisite humor

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

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I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want...

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack....

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â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

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I have never listened to anyone who criticized my taste in space travel, sideshows or...

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

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You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.