Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

Picture Quote by Paul Terry

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away

Topics: Exercise Picture Quotes, Humor Picture Quotes, Laziness Picture Quotes, Misattributed-to-hutchins Picture Quotes

Life is like exercise - the harder it is, the stronger you become.

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Life is like exercise - the harder it is, the stronger you become.

Either you do it, or you don't.

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Either you do it, or you don't.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

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I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the...

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

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What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

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The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve...

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve...

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.