I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Picture Quote by Jeaniene Frost

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack....

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve...

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

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I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "So he can sneak up on people,"...

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Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?

Happiness is a warm puppy.

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Happiness is a warm puppy.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I...

Reality continues to ruin my life

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Reality continues to ruin my life

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Husband and wife are like a pair of scissors. Joint together, often moving in opposite...

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Husband and wife are like a pair of scissors. Joint together, often moving in opposite...

Don’t settle for anybody just to have someone. Set your standards. What kind of love...

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Don’t settle for anybody just to have someone. Set your standards. What kind of love...