I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Picture Quote by Jeaniene Frost

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

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When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on...

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

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I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a...

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come...

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“Begin at the beginning,

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "So he can sneak up on people,"...

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Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

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What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

It’s wiser to lose someone over being who you are, than to keep them by...

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It’s wiser to lose someone over being who you are, than to keep them by...

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it...

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Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it...

I miss you I miss your warm eyes the way you listen and care I...

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I miss you I miss your warm eyes the way you listen and care I...