I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Picture Quote by Jeaniene Frost

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I...

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

â€œBegin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come...

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â€œBegin at the beginning,

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into...

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

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If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging,...

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

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Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to...

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

Wherever you go.. I'll follow you

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Wherever you go.. I'll follow you

Life, he realize, was much like a song. In the beginning there is mystery, in...

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Life, he realize, was much like a song. In the beginning there is mystery, in...

They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but...

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They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but...