I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Picture Quote by Jeaniene Frost

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

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Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

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You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed...

The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

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The reason I talk to myself is because Iâ€™m the only one whose answers I...

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

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Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Some people say, â€œNever let them see you cry.â€ I say, if youâ€™re so mad...

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Some people say, â€œNever let them see you cry.â€ I say, if youâ€™re so mad...

Its unfair how the world works. When you love someone, every little thing he does...

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Its unfair how the world works. When you love someone, every little thing he does...

I know what it is to feel like you're not in the room till he...

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I know what it is to feel like you're not in the room till he...