I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Picture Quote by Jeaniene Frost

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

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When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A...

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Reality continues to ruin my life

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Reality continues to ruin my life

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

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Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

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I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

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A lesson taught with humor is a lesson retained.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

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Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through...

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

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Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on...

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

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Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint

Three-fourths of the people you will meet tomorrow are hungering and thirsting for sympathy. Give...

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Three-fourths of the people you will meet tomorrow are hungering and thirsting for sympathy. Give...

What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you...

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What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you...