I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Picture Quote by Jeaniene Frost

I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.

Topics: Humor Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from...

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack....

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“The Guide says there is an art to flying

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone...

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

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My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time...

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

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Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

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Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

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The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a...

Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

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Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.

I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

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I can read in Red, I can read in Blue I can read in pickle...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

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All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must...

Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

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Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying.

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it...

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The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it...

Sometimes a fight saves a relationship, where silence breaks it. Speak up for your heart,...

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Sometimes a fight saves a relationship, where silence breaks it. Speak up for your heart,...