If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

Picture Quote by Cassandra Clare

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Humorous Picture Quotes, Jace Picture Quotes

I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.

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I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.

There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity. "I love you, and I will...

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There is no pretending,

"Can I help you with something?" Clary turned instant traitor against her gender. "Those girls...

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Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in "y".

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Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in

â€œYou said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"...

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â€œYou said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

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Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're...

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It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're...

People aren't born good or bad. Maybe they're born with tendencies either way, but its...

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People aren't born good or bad. Maybe they're born with tendencies either way, but its...

Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind...

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Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind...

Where there is love, there is often also hate. They can exist side by side.

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Where there is love, there is often also hate. They can exist side by side.

Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission." "Well, there goes my plan for...

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Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.

I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get...

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