If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

Picture Quote by Cassandra Clare

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Humorous Picture Quotes, Jace Picture Quotes

Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in "y".

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Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in

Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind...

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Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind...

I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get...

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I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.

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I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.

It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're...

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It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're...

Where there is love, there is often also hate. They can exist side by side.

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Where there is love, there is often also hate. They can exist side by side.

“You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"...

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“You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?

People aren't born good or bad. Maybe they're born with tendencies either way, but its...

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People aren't born good or bad. Maybe they're born with tendencies either way, but its...

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

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Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity. "I love you, and I will...

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There is no pretending,

"Can I help you with something?" Clary turned instant traitor against her gender. "Those girls...

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Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission." "Well, there goes my plan for...

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Don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.