Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in "y".

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"Can I help you with something?" Clary turned instant traitor against her gender. "Those girls...

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I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get...

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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

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Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind...

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