If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

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Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are...

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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Everybody is a genius but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb...

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The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

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